'Cause you said, said he was the one
Baby yes you said, said you were in love












Back to basics: Step 1
Arthur
JJC
Outgrowing 17
Dreamer
Poet
Lover
Atheist
Left-Handed Saggitarian

My passions: Step 2
Food
Company
Writing
Movies
Music
Debates


What i am: Step 3
Strengths:
Confident
Sensitive
Eloquent


Weaknesses:
Paranoid
Unorganized
Careless

Dreams of a globetrotter wannabe: Step 4
Paris
Shanghai
London
Gold Coast
Japan(Tokyo)
Rome
Taiwan
Hong Kong
New York
San Francisco
South Korea

Wishlist
My own domain
Scholarship
To publish a book

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10 Facts about Marriage
Thursday, July 3, 2008, 8:12 PM

These are 10 facts about marriage that msot of us would probably know about. But it comes with a twist through the use of puns. It's pretty interesting and some are funny. Got this from an email.

1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

2. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

3. Marriage is grand --and divorce is at least 100 grand!

4. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

5. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is.

6. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something she said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before she finishes.

8. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.

9. Every woman wants a man who is handsome, understanding, economical and a considerate lover, but again, the law allows only one husband.

10. Man is incomplete until he marries. After that, he is finished.

11. A long married couple came upon a wishing well. The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The husband decided to make a wish too. But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled, 'It really works!'

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